Men have simple sexual needs. They want to cum. That’s about it. They might sometimes cum in ways that they think are inventive, like on your face or your tits, but it all comes down to the same end: a squirt of some white ropy stuff followed by a brief Xanax-y stupor.
Men in Middle America are suffering uninspired blowjobs from girlfriends on a daily basis. Is it any wonder a growing number of guys are thinking that maybe the best way to wrestle themselves out of their carnal torpor would be to try a blowjob from a bona fide homosexual? After all, every gay man they’ve ever met has told them a queer blowjob is so much more exciting and enjoyable than a boring woman blowjob. “Nobody knows how to make a penis happy like a person who owns a penis of their own!” (That’s what gay guys say to get straight penises in their mouths.)
The only question left to ask is, “Who’s better at it?” Do we have to go gay to get the best head? To find out, we got a gay man and a straight man to get blowjobs from a gay man and a straight woman. We blindfolded both of our suckees and built a glory hole. Then we sat back and basked in the heady milieu of the most erotic and revealing experiment ever conducted in the name of sensual truth.