May 12, 2012
Pussy Eating Etiquette

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I get so worked up before sinking my tongue deep between her sweet slit. I’m an impatient person but nothing can make me choke on an invisible leash like eating pussy. I’ll resist temptation as best I can because I’m slightly sadistic when it comes to teasing. I’m big on teasing, to the point where it might be considered cruel and unusual. Nothing gets me going like watching her squirm. Utilize your body. Going down on a girl is not about bathing her with your tongue. Use your tongue, lips, teeth, hands, fingers, arms, the vibrations from your voice and anything else you can think of. Get creative. Most people consider eating pussy “foreplay” but I think that there should be a ton of REAL foreplay leading up to it. 

Her mouth is a good place to start. Kiss her, it’s a pretty innocent concept. Know your girl, and if she’s a big kisser..spend more time in this department. I usually take my time from there. I’ll trail from her lips to her jaw, pressing my lips gently up along her jaw line. I’ll rest my lips right under her ear, letting it linger on that sensitive spot before tracing the outline of her earlobe with my tongue. After my tongue wets it a little, she usually has no problem feeling my breath as I lean in, taking it in my mouth. Feeling her shoulders blades press together while I suck on her earlobe drives me crazy. After that, I’ll make my way down to her neck kissing gently down the side of it. The feeling of her hand gripping my hair gently or holding the nape of my neck while I massage her neck with my tongue is orgasmic. After that I’ll part my lips and suck on the damp skin. I’ll repeat this process from her neck, to the sensitive area where her neck and shoulder meets (bite this spot as hard as you can without hurting her), down to her collarbone and tits. After I get here, I’ll reach for her arms and slowly hold them over her head with my left hand, clamping them together while my mouth explores every inch of her bare tits. Plant soft kisses everywhere but on her nipples, letting your bottom lip lightly graze over the tip of her firm nipple as you make your way around it. Inch closer and watch her shudder when you finally take it in your mouth. After kissing and licking small circles around her nipples, I’ll tease it gently between my teeth (make sure she’s into that first). By now, I’ll usually have to try and steady my breathing. Nothing gets the goosebumps crawling like the feeling of my breath on her damp skin anyways, especially her sensitive nipples. I like to grab her tit with my free hand and squeeze gently, just enough to bring her firm nipple closer to my lips. I’d then suck on it and roll my tongue against it while it’s in my mouth. 

After giving her tits the attention they deserve, move down to her stomach. Let go  of her hands and grab her hips as your mouth inches down her skin. 

 When I finally make my way between her legs, I like kissing her calves/inner thighs, occasionally parting my lips to suck on the skin. I’d slow my breathing down, taking slow deep breaths as I inch closer between her legs.

By the time I get to the area where her inner thigh and pussy meets, she could already feel my breath grazing the soaked material of her panties. To my knowledge, this drives girls fuckin crazy. I’d wrap my arms around her thighs and keep my eyes glued on the inch of skin peeking from the side of her panties due to its failure to cover everything. I’ll lean in and wet that area between her inner thigh and pussy with my tongue before sucking on it lightly. This almost always makes her arch their back and spread her legs more. The ones who talk dirty in bed usually start begging at this point and the ones who don’t, beg using body language. After teasing her for awhile, I’ll give in a little…but hardly. I’d start tracing the outline of her pussy (which is reallly fuckin clear to see when the thin material of her underwear is plastered to every crevice, drenched). I’d use just the tip of my tongue and make her watch while my tongue slowly grazes around the edges and outline of her swollen clit and labia. This is when she’ll usually whimper under her breath or start trying to grind against my tongue. Don’t let her. Grab her inner thighs and pin her legs spread firmly against the bed, leaving her completely helpless. You’d be surprised at how wet it gets down there, before even taking her panties off. I can literally see her juices seep through the panties and it’s the best thing in the world. When this happens, I gently lap at it, letting her feel my tongue slither lightly outside of her panties…only to pull back and let the wets string from the material to my tongue.

 When I think she’s frustrated enough/when she’s pretty much trying to fuck my face/shove my head between her legs, I slowly pull her panties aside and expose her nice pussy. The thought/sight literally makes my mouth water. After exposing her pussy, I don’t dig in yet. I let the cool air gently tease her wet skin. The frustrated look on her face and the eager movements of her body gives me the biggest fuckin power trip ever. (I talk dirty in bed, I can’t help it.) I usually tell her to tighten her pussy for me…and I’d just spread her outer lips and watch it contract obediently because at this point she’s completely helpless and she’s willing to do pretty much anything for me to touch her. Considering how wet she is, her pussy usually leaks and drips more when she does it. While holding her pussy spread and watching, I’ll usually run my fingers up and down her outer lips…kinda just massaging em and encouraging her. After a few seconds when I can’t wait anymore, I’d lap her pussy up in one deep stride from the bottom up, burying my tongue deep between her exposed slit.

Play with her labia. Run your tongue between them and rush her clit a little bit on your way up. Suck on her labia and tongue at them in your mouth. Tease them gently between your lips. After she’s completely worked up, suck her clit. (This isn’t for every girl, check how sensitive your girl is first.) Take her clit in your mouth and suck on it, starting slow and only sucking harder if her body language says she wants more.

If she can handle that, push the hood of her clit up and completely expose her clit before sucking on it. She has to be really fuckin worked up for this to work the way it should. Like me-so-horny status. Flick your tongue against it a little while you suck it, get creative. Circle her clit and the sides of her labia. Seriously, the possibilities are endless. Communication is key and every girl is slightly different so only try the more advanced stuff like clit-sucking if your girl gives you the thumbs up on it. 

This works best after the first or second orgasm: Tongue fucking. I know it doesn’t get anyone really far but I like slipping my tongue as far in as I can and feeling her slowly push it out with her tight muscles. It’s not for everyone but I fuckin love feeling her muscles contract around my tongue.

Other ideas: Sometimes, instead of having her legs completely spread from the get-go, I’d hold them closed with her toes pointing at the ceiling and try to eat her pussy that way, sloooowly spreading her legs as I eat her out which gradually lets my tongue in deeper and deeper between her legs.

Fingering her while eating her out. This combination works wonders. As a matter of fact, some girls can only orgasm with this technique. While you’re tonguing her clit, slowly stroke the opening of her hole. Get your finger(s) nice and wet before easing them in. Make sure your palm is faced up because you’ll need to curl your fingers to find her gspot (Grafenberg Spot in the visual aid below.) Rub her gspot while your mouth works her clit. 

Using ice cubes. Hold one and trace any part of her skin. Keep it in your mouth to make your breath/tongue cold. The rest is self-explanatory. 

Casually asking about her day and then slowly proceed to tease/eat her pussy all nonchalant while she’s confused/trying to think of words to tell you about her day. Like al things sexual, spontaneous pussy eating proves pretty goddamn effective too. The look on her face and the stutter in her words as my tongue’s probing between her legs = priceless.

Quietly/slowly spreading her legs open in the morning and getting yourself breakfast before she even wakes up. Her face/reaction when she wakes up to the feeling of your tongue down there is the hottest thing ever. Or it’s sexual harassment. Either way, its worth it. 

While I’m licking/sucking on her pussy…I tend to groan/ growl a bit. Just cause it comes out when I feel myself getting more aggressive. Apparently vibrations are a good thing.

Pussy eating shouldn’t JUST come before sex. It should come after sex as well because nothing is more relaxing than the feeling of your soft tongue between her legs, relieving her after you just fucked her pussy raw. 

There are a few other things but these are the basics. The only other things I can really share are the things NOT to do because I feel like its mandatory. 

Things not to do: 

-Trying to spell out the alphabet with your tongue. This isn’t a big NOT to do, but I don’t do it unless requested. It actually works for some. My reasoning is that you don’t want her distracted by trying to unscramble the letters in her head when she’s supposed to be enjoying herself. If you have something to say, say it. (Dirty talk is on the list of things to do).

-Show any signs of you not enjoying yourself. Even if you don’t like eating pussy if you decided to do it, put your all into it. Act like you’ve been stranded in a desert for two days and her pussy is the first slurp of water you’ve had. Do not waste a single drop, you lick that shit clean. 

-Blow hard into her vagina. I’m not sure, but I heard this can legitimately kill a girl. And even if it doesn’t kill her, it’d probably make a loud fart-like noise. You don’t want her thinking she farted in your face cause she’ll either be embarrassed and shell up or she’d look pleased and it’ll turn you off knowing she had desires of farting in your face to begin with. 

-Lose a certain rhythm or spot after you’ve found the right one. I understand that it might take awhile for some girls to start really feeling it and when they finally do and tell you not to stop…you get excited and either speed up or go balls to the fuckin wall and lose the spot altogether. If she tells you not to stop, it means to stay right where you are. Don’t change anyyything. You can lose it just as fast as you found it. 

-Concentrate on her clit TOO much. Eating good pussy requires you to utilize every inch of her. If you dive straight for the clit and beat it til kingdom fuckin come with your tongue, it might numb her clit and make it 10x harder for her to cum. The clit is your most prized weapon to getting her there; use it improperly..and it might backfire.

There are few things more rewarding than going down on your girl. Beyond anything verbal, it’s her body language. Watching her breathe. The sound of her voice when a moan escapes her lips. The steady breathing that gradually turns into pants and pleading whimpers. Feeling her try to regain control by arching her back and compensate by grinding desperately against my tongue. Her fingers in my hair and the occasional gasp for air because she forgot to breathe. The way she tries to scoot away from you and close her legs tight when her pussy’s sensitivity builds. The aggressive feeling you get when you pry her legs open and keep going anyway because your overwhelming hunger takes over. Her hands, clawing helplessly at the sheets and blankets. Trying to grasp on to something to keep it together as her clit throbs and her legs quiver. The way her hands find their way to my head, gripping and squeezing my hair and skull tight, encouraging me to keep going for just a few more seconds. Her eyes roll back and for half a minute, she’s completely gone. Lost in her own head, her own moans, every muscle in her body tense. And then she collapses, her chest heaving while I clean up the mess I made between her worn legs. Every. Last. Drop. 

Full reblog for the visual aids.

And the awesomeness.

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